27.6.10

pre-fab

so, you're completely inconsolable about england being crushed into the ground by germany, well maybe this news of a skatepark being built in dorktown will lift your spirits up a tiny bit. look at that jersey....ooooooooh i could JIZZ;






sorry to the black bathtub (car) i put a ding in on the way to taking these pictures, but if you think i'm paying for it when i couldn't even afford the headlamp bulbs, you got another thing coming...

Sunday morning, hungover, little edit....


Heard James got knocked off his bike riding home pissed on friday. Got found in the middle of the road with a hole in his head.






25.6.10

all i can say...

...is LOL @ this;

"...Setting new BMX standards in SAFETY for the brakeless look..."

(scroll down to the picture of the seat)




Anyone in Dorktown tonight should go see The Da Ensemble at the Lincoln Arms tonight for hot dub licks that will have you hopping like a cretin. I have it on good authority that it's free too...

23.6.10




22.6.10

Our feet are torn








if you're here, the chances are you are stoned, bored, have no friends or just a mish-mash of all three. unfortunately i can't do anything about that but you can always watch american dad to numb the nauseating loneliness a little...

18.6.10

we live in trail-land






scrapage, buddy. don't go looking for these trails, i've been known to stalk around between the firs with a hatchet and a pointy stick looking for children with small bikes and capri-sun in their rucksacks. feel my WRATH!



coming soon- swap shop. w t s

16.6.10

football snuff

*please stop eating before watching these*





theres more...much more, but i dont have time so you'll have to find them yourself.

heres a song.

13.6.10

sadism





we went to rom(ford) yesterday. i forgot my camera. bastard!

This is for every time someone says that Americans aren't funny....

9.6.10

whats the weather like in dupstep-town?



WARM, WARM, WARM.

boom boom...

7.6.10

Popular Music Monthly

This month (The oberlord will hate this so much it will never be monthly) on popular music monthly we look into Tinie Tempah’s new closet exiting song.

“I just can't stop the feeling, don't seem to go away.
So if I hurt your feelings, don't blame it all on me.
I just can't stop the feeling (nothing else to say),
And now they have to stay.
So if I hurt your feelings (don't take it the wrong way),
It's just because I'm..
Oh la la la la, la la la la la
Oh la la la la, la la la frisky
Oh la la la la, la la la la la
Oh la la la la, la la la frisky”

It’s just because you’re what, Tinie Tempah? He’s going to have to spell it out a bit better.

The soundtrack to the month is Usher, here’s a video, I got a version with the lyrics so you can sing along. I’m guessing you all already know all the words though…

 

5.6.10

teenage labotomy





we're on bmxfeed now. hurray!

if anyone (anyone at all, even if you live a thousand miles away, in a bin) wants to contribute to oberzine issue #4 then email me at oberzine@hotmail.com

1.6.10

Joss...

...is still better than you.


Top 5's With Creasemeister : Joss Fenn from Channel 4Down on Vimeo.

Don't you just love flatrails? I know I do, and I'm pegless.



Genova 1960 from Josh Peter David Sawley on Vimeo.


It'll be a frosty day in Hades before I do three separate posts in one day.