27.1.11

L0Lz

yeah, yeah, i'm slack. so what, who's keeping score?  here's some funnies.



 EMAIL FUNNIES



scary puppets dancing outta sync to texan garage

now fuck off, i'm dusting my bell end in PCP.

9.1.11

sunday street sessions








































I only posted all these photos and videos to justify posting a picture of sean getting blown by a metal horse. just so you know...

8.1.11














DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME. DON'T BE POLITE TO ME. DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE. DON'T RELAX. I'LL CUT THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU THINK I'M AFRAID TO REACT. THE JOKES ON YOU. I'M BIDING MY TIME, LOOKING FOR THE SPOT. YOU THINK NO ONE CAN REACH YOU, NO ONE CAN HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE. I'VE BEEN PLANNING WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING. I'VE BEEN SAVING WHILE YOU'RE SPENDING. THE GAME IS ALMOST OVER SO IT'S TIME YOU ACKNOWLEDGED ME. DO YOU WANT TO FALL NOT EVER KNOWING WHO TOOK YOU?

-JENNY HOLZER, FROM 'INFLAMMATORY ESSAYS'


4.1.11

what gets us through the winter blues





i spent the first seconds of the new decade swilling purple flavoured(?) antifreeze from the can and asking 'where can i put my ash?'

thats how much i give a fuck.