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don't believe the (pool) hype

^don't act like you don't like it

tee-ay-ess-tee-ee-bee-yoo-dee

lay on your back and think of me.

Choice combination of words there, ^ Keep Britain Tidy, too bad it's not a Tory campaign poster. Found at Reigate Skatepark (where no one would ever take offence to it)

I wrote the embarrassing article on punctures (and the dumb cartoon strip about running away from pigs) when I was 17 for, the now defunct DTP zine, hey suburbia.  Such memories... nowadays I just tell anyone who cant mend a puncture to top themselves.

Do you really wanna hold my dirty hand?

Time to fly...

nuggets

L0Lz

yeah, yeah, i'm slack. so what, who's keeping score?  here's some funnies.



 EMAIL FUNNIES



scary puppets dancing outta sync to texan garage

now fuck off, i'm dusting my bell end in PCP.

sunday street sessions

I only posted all these photos and videos to justify posting a picture of sean getting blown by a metal horse. just so you know...

DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME. DON'T BE POLITE TO ME. DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE. DON'T RELAX. I'LL CUT THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU THINK I'M AFRAID TO REACT. THE JOKES ON YOU. I'M BIDING MY TIME, LOOKING FOR THE SPOT. YOU THINK NO ONE CAN REACH YOU, NO ONE CAN HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE. I'VE BEEN PLANNING WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING. I'VE BEEN SAVING WHILE YOU'RE SPENDING. THE GAME IS ALMOST OVER SO IT'S TIME YOU ACKNOWLEDGED ME. DO YOU WANT TO FALL NOT EVER KNOWING WHO TOOK YOU?

-JENNY HOLZER, FROM 'INFLAMMATORY ESSAYS'

what gets us through the winter blues

i spent the first seconds of the new decade swilling purple flavoured(?) antifreeze from the can and asking 'where can i put my ash?'

thats how much i give a fuck.

by dunc ward

ISSUE 4 HAS LANDED

That's right boys and girls, after 8 months of absence OberZine is back! It's bigger and better than ever at 44 nipple raising, badly xeroxed, black 'n' white pages of fun! Click 'add to cart' on the right to get it mailed to your door (you can use credit/debit cards if you don't have a paypal account) If you live overseas and want a copy then email oberzine@hotmail.com and we'll sort something out.

*EDIT* If you're in the Surrey area, you can now pick an issue up at The Boardroom, Dorking

This time we got; how-to's, super fresh art work, random rants, cartoons and riding pics by the bucket load!

Big respect to Joe 'Ratboy' Caplin for landing the cover shot. Kinda reminds me of that old argument (usually relative to trend following) when your parents ask you 'So, if Joe jumped off a cliff, would you too?' to which I'd reply 'No, but I'd take a picture.'

save another skatepark

this time it's london's bay66 thats under threat. developers wanna turn it into a garden centre and offices.

FUCK THAT! sign this petition

miximus tapeus 2

a zinester's soundtrack

Bletchingly Progress

As you've more than likely heard, the midi-ramp in Bletchingly is in danger of being torn down on health and safety grounds by Tanbridge District Council. What's particularly hard to swallow is the fact that the council made a mistake when laying the tarmac underneath the ramp which has caused the ramp to rot. Furious locals have kicked up a fuss and got the Surrey Mirror involved in their fight to keep the ramp up, READ ALL ABOUT IT. The above banner is a link to the petition site where you can (if you haven't already) sign it and help these lads out in building a case against the council's decision.

Anyone who can spot the two mistakes on the Surrey Mirrror site report gets a fucking sweetie.

Proper Bo

Proper Bike Co - Picture Box - Trailer from IMG TV on Vimeo.

A great deal of the above trailer(and the actual dvd i imagine) is filmed by Tonash Goodyear who appears a number of times in the new OberZine Issue #4 as a contributor, a rider and even a background subject. Check back soon for details on how to get your grubby little digits on a copy of issue #4

LOLZ

Click the image to go to dp's site; the merged.

SAVE BLETCHINGLY RAMP

basically the council wanna tear down this ramp in bletchingly, surrey (because its a health risk) instead of shelling out for it to be repaired. i could go into how much work the locals put into raising the money for this over the span of a decade but the sheer fact that its an awesome ramp should be enough incentive for you to wanna do something about it. what can you do about it? easy.

SIGN THIS PETITION

we love hesh

RATBOY BIKE CHECK

rats bike is just that... ratty.

Waking Life

it is important that you spend the next 98 minutes or so watching this film.