We'll do a little mixute of rhythm....

A Tourrettes Moment

these are my favourite double-barrel swear words and examples of how to use them. not that you need examples, i'm just fucking bored...

5. cum-bucket eg. young Edward emptied his designated cum-bucket in the latrine daily.
4. pussy-chops *a slappable face.
3.  cock-smoker *Jay says it in Clerks
2. cunt-piss *completely mindless swearing
1. minge-mouth eg. 'eat with your bastard mouth closed, fucking minge-mouth....'

It's a Holeshot

i got these through my post today. these are way better than my zines...i may as well just quit...

full review of both issues in oberzine issue 4.

if you simply can't wait that long and you have one of those funny money-card things, you can buy one here;

Holeshot BMX zine

obligatory song:


yeah? my room happens to be pink, wanna fight about it?

Whore Sham

when children try to imagine death for the first time, they see Graham.... don't litter in front of this guy, he'll have ya guts for garters. bin those monster cans, kids (it'll give you diabetes before you know it) so many good photos were taken today but i'm hoarding them all like a lonely old wino wearing a wax jacket with a pocket full of plastic bags. you'll see the real fruits in issue 4. here are the scraps. it's all you're getting. so eat up...

photos 1-3 by Tonnash. riders: Barspin Tim, Tonnash and Graham Day.

Here's one from king tubby's headquarters;

pre-fab

so, you're completely inconsolable about england being crushed into the ground by germany, well maybe this news of a skatepark being built in dorktown will lift your spirits up a tiny bit. look at that jersey....ooooooooh i could JIZZ;

sorry to the black bathtub (car) i put a ding in on the way to taking these pictures, but if you think i'm paying for it when i couldn't even afford the headlamp bulbs, you got another thing coming...