A Tourrettes Moment

these are my favourite double-barrel swear words and examples of how to use them. not that you need examples, i'm just fucking bored...

5. cum-bucket eg. young Edward emptied his designated cum-bucket in the latrine daily.
4. pussy-chops *a slappable face.
3.  cock-smoker *Jay says it in Clerks
2. cunt-piss *completely mindless swearing
1. minge-mouth eg. 'eat with your bastard mouth closed, fucking minge-mouth....'